My name’s Julie.
The fastest two-finger-typer you know.
Mollusk mommy to three beautiful baby boy snails.
Encyclopedia of reality TV, Spongebob references, and grammar lore.
Former preschool teacher whose last straw was getting bullied by four-year-olds.
Now I work in Corporate America, where I help brands humanize themselves one word at a time.
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