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You want to know about little, old me?

I made this website with my bare hands and I pay $19.99 for it every month, so you better be here to learn about me. In addition to writing for products and platforms and whatever else you can purchase with money, I spend my time putzing around the apartment, eating chocolate mousse with a tiny spoon, and indulging in an episode (or two hundred) of anything on Bravo. My pet snails, Mark and Petunia, used to think I was fabulous. But they’re dead now, so I’m in the market for new creatures to validate my existence. Could that be you? Let’s get in touch.

Experience

The Farmer’s Dog (Jan 2025 – Present)
Harry’s (Dec 2022 – Dec 2024)
Laundry Service (Nov 2021 – Nov 2022)
Colossal Media (Aug 2018 – May 2021)

Recognition

Ad Age Best Ads of 2025